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Friday, December 28, 2007
BB9 Finalists Have Been Chosen!

"BB9 finalists....

Thanks, once again, to everyone who auditioned for BB9! We had a fantastic turn out and the decisions were tough.

This is to inform you that all BB9 finalists have been contacted already. If you did not receive a call remember.... just because you're not right for the mix this season doesn't mean you won't be right for the next season. Don't give up! Thanks for your support of the show!

Robyn
Big Brother - Casting Director"

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Posted at 9:19:00 AM

Tuesday, December 18, 2007
MySpace: Dick Back on TV?

"TV Shows and rumors of TV shows... and a correction on a few auctions

Let me get the pain in the ass stuff out of the way first.
For the auctions. I was just informed (sorry, I am not an ebay kinda guy) that the search on ebay is for the title line only!

So, putting my name in is only bringing up about half of that shit. So do the advanced search and put my name in the spot for "Sellers" you are searching. And you will see it all then. Good luck.

And now to the fun shit...

I am not confirming anything just yet, but my guess is that you will be able to turn on the tube and get to listen to my bullshit once again. And if it doesn't pan out, I am gonna look like a complete jackass for saying this here. But, I don't give a fuck, I have looked like a jackass the majority of my life and still don't care, so there ya have it.

If it gets inked, then I will give you details. And there is more than one, but that in itself is too much.

I took a vacation from my computer this weekend, shit... what a clusterfuck.

Thanks for all the support and great letters. And I am sorry I don't have a chance to reply to them all, but like I said... there is just so much of it, I just can't.... but know that I really do appreciate it.

Thanks kids, don't fight with your sister...

Talk soon and I will be doing that chat tonight at 7pm. And give the east coasters a chance to join us tonight.

EvelDick"

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Posted at 8:27:00 AM

Saturday, December 08, 2007
MySpace: Dick - Items from the show will be going on ebay very soon....!!!!

"Friday, December 07, 2007
Items from the show will be going on ebay very soon....!!!!
Current mood: blissful
Before the ebay *****....

Daniele and I will be on Reality Remix next Wed. I am not sure if they air the same day they tape, but we are taping on Wed. and I would think there is a good chance they will air the same day. We will be talking ***** about all the other houseguests.... not really. We will be talking ***** about the next group of houseguest in BB9..... no, they haven't even picked them yet. We will be talking about the upcoming season 9. And I am sure a bit about BB8. So, there might be a bit of ***** talking.... We can only hope, huh?


I have so much ***** here, it is retarded. When you are in the house you figure you will take this here and that there to have some mementos of your time in the house. But the truth is, I will never need any type of memento to remember my time in the house. It is an enormous part of my life, that I have relived countless times in interviews since the show. So, all that stuff will just end up as more ***** I have, where I think it would mean a lot to some of the fans or mine, or if they hate the fact that I even breath, well then fans of the show. It was a hell of a season after all.....

So, now is your chance....

If you ever saw me blow my nose into that red bandana and said, "*****, I hope that EvelDick puts that snot filled rag on ebay, because I would really like to own that some day." Well, my friend.... Your ship has come in, it is your lucky day!!!

And I will be getting this stuff up there pretty quick, because I have had fans mention that they would like to have the items before X-mas. So, you will be able to give Granny one of the packs of cigarettes that Jen smashed up of mine, and have it to wrap up with a nice bow and put under the tree.

So, here's an incomplete list of items I will be putting up on ebay very soon.
There are a couple of weird things that normally I would have tossed out, but Daniele told me that..... you, the nutcases that are my fans, might like to have it to treasure for the rest of your long and happy lives.

And I will be signing whatever items will allow me to sign them. Otherwise an index card or something similar (a cocktail napkin that was under my last margarita perhaps) will be with it, saying what item it went with and a signature.

The two champagne glasses they gave Daniele and I to toast with dinner after making the final two together. I know there are plenty of clips and stills with us clinking these two glasses in a toast towards the end of the show.

At the wrap party I was presented with the metal part of the shower (it is normally used to water hanging plants) that the camera guys and interns hosed me with for 7.5 hours in that miserable ***** competition with the bunny hopping thing. The one where everyone thought I was gonna die of hypothermia, yeah... that one. Anyhow, they took that, and the sign with my name "Dick" and attached it to the metal shower thing and got their entire crew together to present it to me at the wrap party. It was very cool of them and I did and do appreciate it. But it's gotta go.

The plate that Daniele and I painted (while Jameka painted her own) when we were in the final 4. I made up something to represent each person in the house. Like Zach is a giant set of teeth. Jameka is the magic ping pong ball. Jen is represented by 3 short words... Me, Me, ME!! You are getting the idea now.

My boots, all ***** up with a hole in the bottom and stitching coming out. I figure if I toss them in too, it will finally force me to go buy new ones.

My Big Brother duffle bag. The last thing I need is a sign saying, "Yes, it really is me."

The last Suicidal Tendencies shirt I have left from the show. I gave one to Nick the week he got the boot and CBS asked me for one to frame with my key for the executive offices. So, this one is it... (I got new ones, but this is the only one I have that I wore on the show.)

The Cathouse shirt, the black one with pink writing on it.

The Cathouse 20th anniversary shirt. The gray one. If I can find the thermal shirt I wore under that one and tore the sleeves off of during the bat hang competition (when the plane with the notorious banner flew over) I will include that with this shirt. But I have to find it first. (Just found it)

Yes, a crushed and mangled pack of Marlboro's, courtesy of the record holder for R.P.
Yep, you guessed it.... Jen.

The "I'm Mean Because You're Stupid" shirt

The "Every Great Idea I have gets me in trouble" shirt

THe "I tried to be good, but I got bored" shirt

The "Meat" shirt (it's a red shirt that just has the word Meat on it)

The "Evil Doer" shirt

The "Define Girlfriend" shirt. Dustin kinda ruined it for me anyhow. So, yeah he wore it on the show as well as me wearing it. But, I am pretty sure I got all the gonorrhea out of it in the wash, but no promises.

The "Tall, dark and handsome" shirt. It has a pic of a glass of Guiness on it.

The wifebeater with the skull and cross bones on it. I wore that in the water comp. beating Daniele allowing me to go up against Zach for the 3rd leg of the final HOH comp.

The white tank top they took away from me a few weeks into the show. It has a cartoonish pic of a guy bending over and his ass hanging out with a big red lipstick print on his ass.

The baseball hat with the big fat cock on it..... some may prefer to call it a rooster, I am sticking to my guns with cock on this one.

The 2 colored tea cups we used to fill up the giant fish bowls while trying not to fall on your ass with the slippery lanes they made for us. These are green, the ones I used in the comp were purple. So, I don't know who used them, but I ended up with them.

The (big) sunglasses I wore for the beginning of the show, till they broke. So, yes they are broken, but hey.... they can be yours.

Those shorts I wore with all the ***** up holes in the leg. You want them, they're all yours.

The red bandanna I wore in my back pocket from the time we got them in the guitar smashing food competition, till I walked out of the house.

A couple of the necklaces that I wore in that same competition. They are cheap metal alloy things. One is a skull and crossbones, the other is a pentagram.

The studded fingerless gloves I wore in that same competition.

In that competition, we smashed open the guitars to find a little sign inside of it, it was either a $ or one that said "slop" ... I have one that says slop.

The chef's hat I wore during the Mission Impastabowl comp. It still has sauce stains on it from me sliding down the slide head first into all that pasta and sauce.

Jessica's beret (you know, that French style hat) that she wore in the art gallery competition. When she got the boot, she left it in the house, so I took it.

I have 3 of the rats from the Cat Scratch Veto competition. I took the ones with the tags that had the most meaning to me. One is.... about Dustin and the crown, but it is in rhyme and I am too lazy to go see. The other was about the ***** 9 gallons in the tea cup (The tea cup you sat in and spun around in the back yard...) That was a tie breaker question that was a total trick question and because Jen had the worst guess, she won HOH that week, grrrr. And a random one CBS sent me.

A large rubber snake that I took off the decoration of the shot for shot competition. The comp where we had to drink 10 glasses of blended horses ass and you got one shot with the mallet in the croquet part of the comp. You remember, the VETO Comp that I won after making each and every houseguest in that place regret they ever auditioned for the show..... Hell week.

The really plush brown robes we were each (the guys) given after that awful bubble luxury competition that gave me a ***** eye infection. Anyhow, I was the only one that wore them. Eric and Zach gave me theirs, so I have 3. The med. was Eric's, the Large is mine, and the XL was Zach's.

An ugly ass pair of brand new (besides about 3 uses from my stinky feet) New Balance running shoes in my size 9. They gave them to us, I didn't like them but wore them for some ***** they had us do.... Including that bat hang comp, I wore them in.

One of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes. They had us put those on when they thought there might be another plane or banner coming....

2 baseball hats with the Big Brother 8 logo embroidered on the front.

2 fleece pullovers with the BB8 logo embroidered on the chest.

(The last 2 items were given to us by CBS and they are brand new and very nice, just not my style. And besides, like I said earlier.... Do you really think I need to wear a sign on my body saying I was part of the show? exactly my point)

I took my key when I left the house. But.... they keep the winners key from every season and frame it. Like they did with my key and the Suicidal Tendencies shirt this year. So, they asked for it back. So, I asked them for the key that Eric voted for me to win the show/game with, since that was the one that America cast their vote for me, not Eric. But, they gave me Jessica's voting key. So, I might put that up too. I will decide on that later.

And there is another thing I might put up, but I want to make sure nobody will be upset if I do..... or if it will appear extremely rude. So, I will talk to a couple people before even saying it.

Ok, I will post the link when it all goes up, so you can all have at it. And I don't want to see you people all mad and fighting over the smashed cigarette box now. What is funny, and this is the truth.... I just cleaned the last of the ***** out of the BB8 duffle bag and found them in there. I forgot I kept one because it had some salvagable cigarettes in it. So, if I didn't get the others replaced, those I would have killed Jen over.

There will also be some signed 8x10's of me and Daniele on there as well. There will be a number of these. But I want to be very clear.... There will be only a certain number of each photo signed (we are thinking 5) and we will never sign that particular photo again. So, if you like one photo, get it.... because that will be it for that one. We will both be signing these and will try to put up enough of them so the price isn't retarded.

Ok, boys and girls... that is all the news that is fit for print, right now anyhow. Have a great weekend. And I do promise to make it into chat this weekend. So, keep an eye on your bulletins here.

Hugs and Kisses,

EvelDick"

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Posted at 12:05:00 PM

Thursday, November 29, 2007
MySpace: Phone Calls to Semi-Finalists on Friday

"Dear Big Brother Candidate,

Phone Calls will be made by Friday November 30, 2007 to those who have been chosen as our semi finalists. If you do not receive a phone call, or were not able to make the home video and application deadline, please come visit us at one of our open casting calls for your last chance to be cast on this season of Big Brother! Be sure to download our BIG BROTHER application at www.CBS.com and bring with you, filled out, to the open call.

*PLEASE no phone calls or emails. We look forward to seeing you in your city!!!!"

If this IS true, it's likely just a first round of semis - they are STILL doing open casting calls, so you still have a chance to make it.

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Posted at 10:42:00 AM

Monday, November 19, 2007
MySpace: England, Ireland, interviews, more tattoos and BB9

"Well, let me start this off with this.... The casting director of the show, Robyn, asked me during the process of auditioning for season 5 that if I got on the show, would I get a Big Brother tattoo? I told her to talk to me if I won. Season 6 she asked me the same question and I gave her the same answer. So, I showed her my Big Brother 8 tattoo yesterday. I have a couple pics of it posted here, so check it out. I had the BB8 logo and right under it, I had "season of The Donatos" tattooed. The words "season of" are in script... and the words "The Donatos" is the same as the photoshop job of the Sopranos. I think it is bad ass."

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Posted at 12:53:00 PM

Friday, November 02, 2007
MySpace: ’Ello from London.

"hello hello hello.

Well, we are here in London. ansd might i say,. I Loooove it. ~Honestly~ I dont want to leave. The buildings are beautiful, the weather is perfect, the lifestyle is terrific. Unfortunately, the cost of living is outrageous, and the starbucks tastes terrible, but other than that its wonderful.

We arried at 830am yesterday and we didnt really sleep on the flight. Catching up with the time difference is quite a challenge. Oh and Emglish television.. not so much. haha.

We are heading to Ireland in the morning and we will be there for a little while. BUT ANYWAYS> im having A BLast. i will be back to update more soon. take care everyone!!

ps were taking tons of pictures. :]

XOXXXOX DANIFACE. <3"

Sopurce

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Posted at 10:55:00 AM

Thursday, November 01, 2007
MySpace: Dick Update

"Car crashes, Buying a new car, Playboy Mansion, Eurpoe and another interview
Current mood: chipper
Category: Life

Here's another installment in the Life of an Asshole, by yours truly... EvelDick

Some of you really liked some of the hatemail I posted and I had fun doing that as well. I will have to give it another go round again soon (thanks to Olivia for the idea, it was truly an old school Metal Sludge thing to do.) And yes, when I have time I will post some of the very nice letters I have gotten as well, those are inspiring, but not near as fun.

There have been rumors that I totalled my car. Not true. Here's the car story and the Playboy Mansion story all rolled up into one.....

I was out and about getting my costume together for the Mansion party that night, last Saturday. My computer in my car started acting up. First the window wouldn't go down, the lock wouldn't work, then the gauges hit extremes... over the red for hot, under empty for my gas etc... My dash kept telling me to pull over and stop the car. When finding a parking spot down at the beach, this idiot backed up to pull into a spot and since he was in a truck, he went a third the way up the hood of my Corvette, fucking jackass!! After exchanging info. I just went home. I barely made it with my car cutting out the entire way. The Playboy party invite is for me and me alone, so asking someone for a ride would have been a big F.U. And the fact that I left my card at a restaurant a couple days before when in Disneyland with Nick and Daniele, kinda put a pile of shit onto the idea of getting a limo for it. So, I said fuck it and stayed home.

I went out with Daniele and bought her a brand new Mitsubishi Eclipse, which is what she wanted. I got her an '07 in red and it is a very cute car. She is a very happy girl. It was a good day out with her, as I haven't had any alone time with her since being in the house.

We talked about going to Europe together, jumping a flight this week. I am waiting for a call from her to confirm, but it is do'able. I have a friend that works for Delta and we can use a couple buddy passes and fly stand by at a seconds notice, which is how I like to go, spur of the moment. Makes it fun. So, if she gets back to me soon, we could be on our way to rainy, boggy ol' London by weeks end, then on to Dublin for a few Guiness'. If it happens, I will let everyone know and yes, we will take lots of pictures for everyone.

Here is a link to an interview of sorts I did recently. I think it is funny and was fun to do. Basically Cindy wrote an article and I wrote the editor saying she got some things wrong... She wrote me back and I went through her letter and added comments in a big red font to answer her, inject my opinion, or let her know where she was wrong. Well, it turned out very cool and I liked reading it when I saw it, so I figure you guys might as well.... I talk about The game, Daniele, Jen, Zack, America's Player, the twists in general and why I am such an asshole. I also make points about things I said in the house... sticks and stones, people.... sticks and stones. So even though she apologizes at the beginning for not being more of a bitch to me in it, lol..... It is here.....

http://realitytvcalendar.com/shows/bb8/commentary/crd-ed-p1.html

So, have fun.... talk soon. Oh, and btw, this was one of the last letters with Cindy that she didn't put in the interview. Cindy=Hi E.D.

I forgot, wanted to include these.

Don't know if you've had a chance to watch "Kid Nation." But i'm told
you won't even have to if you read my articles.

If you're bored here are the titles and links to my Kid Nation pieces.

And my response....

I think I would rather have my testicles attached to car batteries than to watch that piece of shit show. Sorry you had to as well."

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Posted at 12:04:00 PM

Tuesday, October 30, 2007
MySpace: REALITY STARS GO WILD... IN CHICAGO!

"So here I am in my home town Chicago. It's a bit nippy. The city looks gorgeous. Every time I come back it's bigger, cleaner and even more beautiful. It feels so modern, chic and safe. I came home for my friend Billy Dec's birthday party. He was also hosting an amazing charity event for After School Matters. Billy and his cute little assistant Jamie, asked me to contact a few of my reality friends to attend. I reached out to a few of my faves. Danielle was already on a plane to sweet, baby Jason's wedding so she couldn't make it. Honestly I wanted my closest Big Brother friend Erika to come and since All-Stars, Danielle and Erika haven't really spoken. It makes me sad but I understand each of their positions. (Though I will never understand how those 6 people rewarded one of the worst players in BB history with the ultimate prize. It is what it is.) Since James already worked @ the location of the event and he lives in Chicago, he would already be there. I'm in love with Carol and think she's the most beautiful girl to play BB, so I had to ask her. And my good girl alter ego Zen from Work Out had to come. Since she is from Chicago she jumped @ the chance. That's the thing with Zen, you say charity and she is all over it. She's one of the best members of The Angel Mafia. And of course Erika had to bring her hot ass boyfriend Adam from Survivor. So there you have it, a reality team off to help raise money and awareness for charity. "

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Posted at 10:10:00 AM

Thursday, October 25, 2007
MySpace: (Updated) Hate mail, other houseguests, merch, fighting fan sites and other bullshit....

"Hello boys and girls....

I hope you are all well and I wanted to thank you all for all the comments and messages. I honestly can not ever hope to get to all of them. I try to pick some at random and answer them on occassion, but this place here is a full time job for 3 people. So, I am doing what I am doing and sorry I will never get to all of you, but I appreciate it.

First, I want to tell all of you that have been asking for shirts and if Vincent is gonna sell more. The answer is yes. I have gotten so many letters asking that we decided to keep it rolling. And we are going to add some things as well..... Like Tshirts in black as well as white, babydolls for the girls as well as chicks panties that say "I (heart) Dick". I am checking into wife beaters and dickies work shirts as well.
So, starting either tonight or tomorrow the site will be taking orders again. The Tshirts will be available then and the rest will follow shortly, so keep your eyes out.
And yes, I will continue signing for those of you who order them.

Now onto some of the fun shit...

I will be getting tattooed on LA Ink on Nov. 13th. I will let you know when the air date of the episode will be and will post a blog about my experience with them over there....

I will be at the Playboy mansion on Sat. for their Halloween Party, and no you can't join me. But... On Halloween night, I will be going to the Trashy Lingerie party. I have known them forever and love them dearly, and besides... a bunch of scantilly clad hot chicks hangin there, ummmm yeah, count me in. Check out the Trashy flyer I posted on the front page of my profile. And I really do hope to see some of you come out dressed up (pick your favorite houseguest costumes will earn you a drink and a shot from me.) and having a great time with the hotties there.

My hate mail. I must say there are surprisingly few letters of hate, as opposed to most who are big fans with some great things to say. I am almost shocked at this to be honest, but in a good way (kinda.... I love the hate mail, lol.) Anyhow, I want to share some of this with you and you can laugh as hard as I did when I read it. Some is hilarious, even though it is meant to be serious, which in turn makes it even funnier. And seriously, there are some people who really belong on stage doing stand up, or at least in a clown suit piling out of a volkswagon with 20 others like them.

I have said this a shitload of times in the house, as well as in my life. One persons opinion about me doesn't mean shit to me. I consider the source. For me to take someone's opinion to heart, I must know them, respect them and know their intentions by giving me this opinion or whatever. So, random people online talking shit doesn't bother me. Random people I come across in life doesn't bother me. Twelve random people (and their opinions) thrown in a house with me for 3 months doesn't mean shit to me. But for some reason or another, when I say shit, it means something to them. Oh well, that's your deal, not mine. I also encourage you to tell them what you think as well, if you are so inclined.


So sit back, grab a beer, ask your chick to blow you (or plug in the vibrator) while reading this..... and enjoy! (The original letter is in black letters, my comments are in red.)


From...... windy (on my comments page)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=68215334


Oct 23, 2007 12:27 PM

THIS IS TO DICK NOT TO HIS FRIENDS ....... I WOULD STILL LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOUR DAUGHTER HATED YOU SO MUCH ? Did you watch the show? AND HAS THE MONEY YOU WON HELP TO MAKE HER FORGET ABOUT IT ? Our relationship was never about the money, most people understand that, nothing has changed ON THE LAST SHOW SHE WAS MAD WHEN YOU AND HER CAME INTO THE HOUSE IN THE BED ROOM AFTER YOU HAD WON THEN HEAD OF HOUSE HOLD WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE CAMERAS WERE OFF? What the fuck was just said here? And if you had a clue THE CAMERAS NEVER WENT OFF! That is the whole fucking idea behind the show AND WHY DO WE NOT HEAR ABOUT HER ON HERE MUCH? There hasn't been much to talk about. I am busy, she is busy. We are having lunch this week and I will be sure to let you know what she had IS SHE MAD AGAIN? Go to her myspace and ask her, not that I know of IS THE THINGS ON THE INTERNET TRUE ABOUT A BABY AT 14 THAT MISCARRIED? WAS THAT YOURS ......Listen bitch, this isn't your family of inbreds... People trying to continue with the sick shit said in the house by Amber, Dustin and Eric is twisted. Of all the shit I talked in the house, at least the things I said were true, real, or of my opinion. Making statements such as these are desperate grasps at straws because they (and you) have nothing else that is real. So, be a good girl and go suck your daddy's dick now I AM NOT BEING NASTY BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE BAD THIS IS YOUR SPACE BUT THIS IS FOR COMMENTS GOOD OR BAD Well, for good or bad, you obviously are a shining star of our society, a rider of the short bus and my guess is that you are missing at least one of your front teeth. Did you complete the 7th grade or were you pregnant by then?

This next one is from Marc

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=143497807

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Subject: RE: Look in the mirror sometime
Body: Thanks and suck a dick

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Marc Egley
Date: Aug 5, 2007 12:20 PM


You look just like Keith Richards. Except Kieth Richards has about 20 some years on you. Maybe you should do something besides sit on your ass smoke cigs and harass people in the bb house all day.

you are morally reprehensible. I can understand why Danielle wouldn't want to talk to you for 2 years. I can't wait to see both of you evicted, as you are both extremely shallow and manipulative. I hope your son for his sake is nothing like either of you two.

Well, seems you waited a long time and were one of the people who called CBS saying they would never watch again. Sorry God, I mean Marc, I didn't know that you were the judge of all things moral. Wait! You're not.... I am glad that we could fuck up your summer by winning. Knowing this almost is as good as the money..... pffft, yeah right...



And another...

From: DREAM STARS

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8932341
Date: Aug 5, 2007 2:59 PM


evil play nice
i think u need to be nice to everyone then maybe u can get farther in the game u and danielle

btw ur daughter danile i think needs support nick was evicted u need to help her get nick as a bf or watever

be nice


if u fart say excues me geez

wat a haha fat bastard

just kidding

Ok, that was just retarded. So much so I won't even comment

From: karen

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=162859360


Date: Aug 10, 2007 10:56 PM


Evel dick is the most disgusting human that I have ever seen. What's up with the spitting dude? EWWWWWW you must have cancer. You fart and pick your nose on TV. You spit every 5 mins it seems. It so gross that you are leaving wads of your ciggy mucus in the yard of "big brother " Didn't you mom teach you any manners? I will be glad when they vote you off. I will bet you smell too. Even Danielle said that you breath stinks. I would hate to know that I can from your loins.~ Karen~

That I can from your loins... trust me, you can't



From: Princess Melissa's little darlings !

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=142036787
Date: Aug 16, 2007 6:05 PM


You are as fake as your daughter.

Funny how most people that write or meet me out and about say that I am the most "real" person they have ever seen on a reality show



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: L.A.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=56733116
Date: Aug 26, 2007 12:17 AM

Your dad is a stupid fuck! I dont want on his page!
OMG! Woman abuser....I hope people throw shit at him!

I have had a lot of pussy tossed my way. You have obviously had a few guys knock you up side your head, and I am sorry about that. And who the hell put you on my page? Fuck that, you deserve to be in this blog, bitch.



Well, enough of that for now. I thought there would be much better ones, but I am sure you can feel my disappointment at these lame letters. Please, take your time and send me something a bit more of a challenge.



Other houseguests....

There are two in particular I would like to respond to.

(Updated)

Jessica....

Jessica has said in interviews that Eric couldn't use veto when he won it to put either me or daniele up on the block to backdoor one of us, that that is what she wanted.

Since posting this this morning, CBS has issued a statement supporting what Eric and Jessica have been saying about this. What I will say is that I did speak about this and must have misunderstood what I was told. So, I will say that I am sorry I unintentionally misinformed you, that was never my intention what so ever. I have always been straight up and straight forward with everything I say, inside the house as well as in life. So, I am apologizing on this subject here. I said what I believed to be the truth, nothing more, nothing less.

The question still remains that if it was their strategy to back door us, then why not just let Zack win it in the first place? If not just Erics vote was in America's hands, but also any POV wins he had and I am also assuming any HOH wins... America would have the say so in nominations. If this is how it was, then surely Eric knew this going into the game. So, if the plan was to back door either me or Daniele.... why leave it to chance? Eric saw how America was voting and if that was the plan wouldn't he be a bit concerned America would leave the nominations the same? Why not let Zach win the POV and then take himself off the block. Problem solved...? Takes all the chance out of it, I would think.

Listen, in a situation like that, you make the best decisions you can at the time they arrive. You think things through and play out senarios of all kinds, trying your best to leave nothing to chance. Going back after the fact when you see things in a more clear light and saying I would have done this, or that is easy once you are out of the pressure cooker, like Monday morning quarterbacking. Every competition I would be pissed at myself, even if I won the competition, for things like questions I gave stupid answers for that I knew the other answer was correct and would kick myself for a couple days over it.

From what I saw of the show, from the time Eric and Jessica were aligned, Jessica always agreed with Eric in the end. Even if she was either opposed or had thoughts in a different direction at the time, untimately she listened to Eric and followed what he wanted to do. Not once did she ever talk him into whatever she was thinking. So again, why not just let Zach win the POV and take America's use of the veto (because again, don't tell me they didn't tell Eric he couldn't use it (any POV he won) how he saw fit from day 1) out of it entirely?

This was only one issue I had with what some of the others had been saying since the end of the show and I wanted to address it. Sorry to misinform you guys about the info I received.



Let me say this.... When did Jessica ever make a decision on her own in the house besides deciding to sleep 18 hours or 20 hours that day? From everything I have watched, experienced, seen and heard.... Eric ran her HOH's as well as owned her vote. She never made a move without him in her ear about everything. Didn't you see how upset, frazzled and pissed she was when he didn't tell her who to put up as a replacement nominee ?(the week she did put up Dustin)

She stated that he couldn't use it because of the America's player thing. I have talked to the people running shit and this is all bullshit. He didn't do or complete, or on occassion even try to accomplish some of the tasks given him. His vote was the only thing he had no say so about.

So, stop the fucking crying already. It is over, get over it Jessica. There were thousands of people crying foul about Eric not being voted out when Daniele tried to back door him. Everyone has a million conspiracy theories about everything, fine. But don't make up bold face lies to try and make yourself look better.

I left the rest of that in there, as not to try and seem like I am trying to erase what I said. I apologize to Jessica about the bold face lies statement there, but that is what I believed to be the truth.

Zach...

If anyone has the link to an interview with Zach where he talks about a cruise and being promised in on the next all-stars, please send it to me. Also something about me being able to see his answers in the mirrors (wouldn't that mean he could see me too? And wouldn't that be like copying the kid next to you in algebra who gets D's and F's on every test?) I have heard things from too many sources for them not to be true, but I want to see it before giving my opinion on his delusions. Thanks.

(Updated)

Ok, I got the link to the interview and something even better.

First, Zach is a douchebag. He says he would throw me off the ship? The only thing that will be thrown off the ship is Zach's teeth as an anchor. Shut the fuck up pussy. This is the same guy that listened to me rip him apart for hours and his only come back was "you have a spiderwoman tattooed on your back" Gimme a fucking break already.

And the little tidbit about him saying that both Daniele and I weren't invited on that reality cruise. And him saying he wouldn't go if we were. Well boys and girls, Zach is so completely full of shit.... Unfuckingbelievable you dumb fuck.

I jump back 300 to 400 pages in my messages on occassion to answer random messages here when I have time. And what a coincedence with the one I came across this evening. Here it is....

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=71992001&MyToken=34f0398e-2462-4974-aa20-0fd5f2b9a021'>CJ
@ American Entertainment
Date: Sep 20, 2007 1:08 PM


I am producing a Fan Cruise in Late March of 2008 which will include
most of the final 8.

We are offering a 5 night cruise with stops in Cozumel and one other city.

You would receive a airfare, an exterior suite and all expenses
covered plus an appearance fee.

Please get back to me with your availability and interest.

Thanks

CJ Hays


Maybe it was because Zach had 3 messages in his inbox, one from Sweets telling him she got a restraining order on him.... So, he obviously found his invite quick enough. And maybe because at that time I had between 5,000 and 6,000 messages in my inbox, I just randomly came across it today.

So, yeah.... this shows you who is still telling the truth about shit and how some have become bitter little bitches who have to resort to lying and talking shit while they sit behind their computer. You know Zach, you are just the pussy I called you to your face, come back and talk to me when your balls finally drop. Until then go play with your friends balls, since I threatened to kick your ass when you kept going for mine and you don't have any to play with.

Everytime he opens his mouth, he looks more and more like he should be wearing a red rubber nose..... fucking clown.

About me spraying Zach with my beer while on stage at the wrap party....

This dickhole either grabbed or slightly hit my balls three fucking times during the night. I told him after the second that if he did it again, we weren't in the house and I he was gonna find my beer bottle meeting the side of his head. While on stage with the cast, this assmonkey does it again. So as we were walking off the stage, I shook up my beer and sprayed him from head to toe. He is lucky that is all I did. Maybe in the circles he travels in, it is cool to go around grabbing the balls of any guy you are attracted to..... and honestly, I don't care if he couldn't resist the temptation of wanting to grab my balls... So, I told him to go fuck himself.

At the Fox Really awards show....

He was such a fucking pain in the balls (figuratively not literally this time) and he wouldn't fucking stop all night. First off, I was seated in the front row, a lot of the other houseguests were behind me and Daniele in the second row (they were all up for awards as well.) Jen was in the middle, which she quickly abandoned that assigned seat to glom onto Dr.Will and Boogie, sitting on the arm of their couch for most of the evening. Zach, well he was seated all the way in the back. But for some odd reason every fucking time someone would get up around me, he would sit down and start bugging the shit out of me. He said at least 10 times that we were even, why was I mad? He was talking about him, my balls, my beer on him.... Finally I told him to get the fuck away from me. Even the people running the show saw he was up there when we were doing the thing with Eric for America's Player, and paged him to the men's room about 5 times to get him to leave. I swear to the magic ping pong ball, that is the truth.... "Zach from Big Brother 8, could you please go to the men's room, you are needed there immediately." I mean, I could be wrong, maybe they weren't trying to get him to leave. Maybe there was someone in their who wanted him to play with their balls, who am I to judge

And there is some kind of fight a brewin' between two of my fan sites. Let me say this first. I like them both. They both went through a lot of trouble in doing them and I do appreciate it. Why did I pick one and not the other? Well, I would pop into Janelle's chat room and talk with people there before knowing about either chat for me. Then I went into a MySpace chat one time and it was bullshit there. One of them told me that they had a chat set up with the same user name and password as Janelle's, so I said cool and started chatting there. THAT IS IT! I had a million messages here and over 200 emails in my personal email from my friends, I couldn't find shit here or there. They just happened to say we have one set up here, at the right time, in the right place. I am sorry if the other feels slighted by me, really I am. It was not my intention what so ever.

Do me a favor and if my fans are gonna fight with someone, go and harrass one of the other houseguests, not each other....

Ok, that was a lot of bullshit, but there it is. More soon I am sure...."

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Posted at 9:31:00 AM

Thursday, October 11, 2007
MySpace: The Fox Reality Awards (Fairplay/Bonadouchebag) /// Daniele & Nick and misc bullshit.....

"Ok, I just read a link to Adrianne Curry's blog where she seems to be taking "credit" for the mess at the Fox Reality Awards show.

Let me start off by saying that I met Adrianne and she was cool as fuck, but wtf with taking credit for the bullshit that happened on stage. It was her fault? Come on....

From my perspective.....

Fairplay came up to me and told me that he was presenting the award for Best Entertainer of the Year and that I was going to be winning it. He told me he wanted to jump on me and act like he was humping me, as part of some sort of schtick he wanted to do. He asked me to catch him. I said fine, I would....

Danny had no fucking business getting on the stage. Now if she feels like she egged him on, fine. But Danny was leaving the stage when Fairplay tapped him on the shoulder, he turned around and Fairplay jumped on him and did his humping deal. Danny threw him over his head, fucking asshole thing to do. They had both been drinking, because of a power outage that lasted over an hour and an open bar... well, I am assuming it was alcohol anyhow. And what Fairplay did was harmless. What Danny did was fucking bullshit.

So, I don't understand Adrianne's blog at all.

I guess to her credit she posted an edit that said she was drunk when she wrote it. And mentioned me and something about the set up at the end.

I do want to say, like I did in the beginning.... I thought she was cool, to me, anyhow.

If she wants to talk about this thing, I am more than willing to. Maybe she just is reading way more into a few words she said than what was really going on. Who the fuck knows........


Nick and Dani..

They are driving back from Minnesota as I write this, well probly in a hotel this late. They are taking the northern route and taking in the sites like Mt. Rushmore.
I am happy for them. Yes, I like Nick... just not in a gay way, lol. Don't ask me about her old boyfriend, I don't know shit and don't care. And all I have to say is it was just a boyfriend, not a husband. And BEFORE she moved into the Big Brother house, the lease on their place was up. It was planned that her stuff would be put in storage and he was moving back in with his parents.

Daniele text messaged me today and apologized for some of the things said on the show, which meant a lot to me. Not so much did the things said bother or hurt me... her saying she was sorry for them just meant so much. She said that she is happy with where our relationship is and she wants it to get better. She also asked if we could take a trip to NYC together soon. I will be looking forward to the trip.

More radio interviews today and tomorrow. Lots of other shit going on. LA Ink is on, just getting the date soon.

That's the bullshit of the day in the life of EvelDick.

Thanks for reading....

More soon, I'm sure.


EvelDick"

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Posted at 11:07:00 AM

Tuesday, October 02, 2007
MySpace: Jen is Home

"Hey everyone its Jen! Just wanted to let you know that I am home! Finally! :-) Anyways everything is great here; I still have my job (just in case anyone thought I didn't). I have been trying to see my friends, family, etc. I just went to my cousin's b-day party yesterday and saw my whole Dad's side of the family, it was great....I even brought Gigi and Nikko, the kids I part time nanny for. I just wanted to send a mass message out because I have been trying to answer some/all emails, but I just keep getting more and more and I don't have the time...I have really been trying though. I have been getting a lot of request for Jensa Member and I'm Jenuine shirts...I am trying to trademark and produce those right now..I will post it once I get that done...I just have never done anything like that before and I am really busy so it's hard to get them started. Another top note, I am not planning on suing CBS or Big Brother, I realize that what went on with Dick was unacceptable and should not have been allowed, but I am just not that kind of person and on top of that I just don't have the time. I am so glad that I have inspired so many of you women...I think that is awesome, I really am not use to so many women looking up to or even liking me, so it is really cool!! :-) I also want to thank everyone for being supportive and for sending me soooo many positive letters, I love them all....hopefully I will eventually get a chance to read them all. :-) Well I just wanted to send out a mass blog.... so I could explain everything that I am being asked about without instantly replying....Thanks and have a great day! :-) Jen"

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Posted at 1:33:00 PM

Monday, October 01, 2007
MySpace: Eric Sells on eBay

"Hi all! I have been getting a ton of requests to put up a few of my trademark shirts on E-Bay, and once again, your wish is my command!

"Which of Eric's many humor t-shirts should he sell on E-Bay???" America has voted, and here are your options!

Big Brother 8 Eric America's Player Autographed T-Shirt - Hungry Hungry Hippos T-Shirt

Big Brother 8 Eric America's Player Autographed T-Shirt - "You Have Died of Dysentery" T-Shirt

Big Brother 8 Eric America's Player Autographed T-Shirt - "Never Forget" T-Shirt

Big Brother 8 Eric America's Player Veto Comp Outfit - POV Art Gallery Competition Beret, Shirt & Pants

I also thought it might be fun to auction off the outfit I wore to host the Art Gallery Power of Veto competition.

Jessica and I will be signing all of the items, as well as including an autographed photo (I'd be happy to douse it in mustard as well...hahaha).

Thanks again for everyone's love and support"

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