"TV Shows and rumors of TV shows... and a correction on a few auctions
Let me get the pain in the ass stuff out of the way first. For the auctions. I was just informed (sorry, I am not an ebay kinda guy) that the search on ebay is for the title line only!
So, putting my name in is only bringing up about half of that shit. So do the advanced search and put my name in the spot for "Sellers" you are searching. And you will see it all then. Good luck.
And now to the fun shit...
I am not confirming anything just yet, but my guess is that you will be able to turn on the tube and get to listen to my bullshit once again. And if it doesn't pan out, I am gonna look like a complete jackass for saying this here. But, I don't give a fuck, I have looked like a jackass the majority of my life and still don't care, so there ya have it.
If it gets inked, then I will give you details. And there is more than one, but that in itself is too much.
I took a vacation from my computer this weekend, shit... what a clusterfuck.
Thanks for all the support and great letters. And I am sorry I don't have a chance to reply to them all, but like I said... there is just so much of it, I just can't.... but know that I really do appreciate it.
Thanks kids, don't fight with your sister...
Talk soon and I will be doing that chat tonight at 7pm. And give the east coasters a chance to join us tonight.
"For the first time in Big Brother history CBS will air a winter edition of Big Brother thanks to the LA writers strike, the new season starts February 12th on CBS. It feels like Big Brother 8 just ended, Amber was talking about being on Top Model, Dick was pouring tea on Jens head, and Americas Player was playing for himself, America, and starting a romance with fellow house guest Jessica Hughbanks. Since I had such a short time with Eric at the Big brother finale I called him up a few weeks ago to see what he was up to."
"The race is on for past reality show contestants to appear on the next installment of CBS’s hit reality show The Amazing Race, which has just been picked up its 13th season."
So the rumour goes... Jen says they're just friends, but after breaking up with a girl so recently that would be the decent thing to say. Supposedly Jen is with Nick right now visiting his family... hmmm.
"It seems that perhaps America’s sweetheart Janelle Pierzina had something to do with it all. Janelle had recently been posting a plethora of comments on Nick’s MySpace including the following:
“Everyone my feelings about Nick and Dani is none of our business what has happened or what has not happened. Do not forget Dani is a private person and I can relate. Nick I wish you the best in CA. Once again your pictures are great!!!”"
"Friday, December 07, 2007 Items from the show will be going on ebay very soon....!!!! Current mood: blissful Before the ebay *****....
Daniele and I will be on Reality Remix next Wed. I am not sure if they air the same day they tape, but we are taping on Wed. and I would think there is a good chance they will air the same day. We will be talking ***** about all the other houseguests.... not really. We will be talking ***** about the next group of houseguest in BB9..... no, they haven't even picked them yet. We will be talking about the upcoming season 9. And I am sure a bit about BB8. So, there might be a bit of ***** talking.... We can only hope, huh?
I have so much ***** here, it is retarded. When you are in the house you figure you will take this here and that there to have some mementos of your time in the house. But the truth is, I will never need any type of memento to remember my time in the house. It is an enormous part of my life, that I have relived countless times in interviews since the show. So, all that stuff will just end up as more ***** I have, where I think it would mean a lot to some of the fans or mine, or if they hate the fact that I even breath, well then fans of the show. It was a hell of a season after all.....
So, now is your chance....
If you ever saw me blow my nose into that red bandana and said, "*****, I hope that EvelDick puts that snot filled rag on ebay, because I would really like to own that some day." Well, my friend.... Your ship has come in, it is your lucky day!!!
And I will be getting this stuff up there pretty quick, because I have had fans mention that they would like to have the items before X-mas. So, you will be able to give Granny one of the packs of cigarettes that Jen smashed up of mine, and have it to wrap up with a nice bow and put under the tree.
So, here's an incomplete list of items I will be putting up on ebay very soon. There are a couple of weird things that normally I would have tossed out, but Daniele told me that..... you, the nutcases that are my fans, might like to have it to treasure for the rest of your long and happy lives.
And I will be signing whatever items will allow me to sign them. Otherwise an index card or something similar (a cocktail napkin that was under my last margarita perhaps) will be with it, saying what item it went with and a signature.
The two champagne glasses they gave Daniele and I to toast with dinner after making the final two together. I know there are plenty of clips and stills with us clinking these two glasses in a toast towards the end of the show.
At the wrap party I was presented with the metal part of the shower (it is normally used to water hanging plants) that the camera guys and interns hosed me with for 7.5 hours in that miserable ***** competition with the bunny hopping thing. The one where everyone thought I was gonna die of hypothermia, yeah... that one. Anyhow, they took that, and the sign with my name "Dick" and attached it to the metal shower thing and got their entire crew together to present it to me at the wrap party. It was very cool of them and I did and do appreciate it. But it's gotta go.
The plate that Daniele and I painted (while Jameka painted her own) when we were in the final 4. I made up something to represent each person in the house. Like Zach is a giant set of teeth. Jameka is the magic ping pong ball. Jen is represented by 3 short words... Me, Me, ME!! You are getting the idea now.
My boots, all ***** up with a hole in the bottom and stitching coming out. I figure if I toss them in too, it will finally force me to go buy new ones.
My Big Brother duffle bag. The last thing I need is a sign saying, "Yes, it really is me."
The last Suicidal Tendencies shirt I have left from the show. I gave one to Nick the week he got the boot and CBS asked me for one to frame with my key for the executive offices. So, this one is it... (I got new ones, but this is the only one I have that I wore on the show.)
The Cathouse shirt, the black one with pink writing on it.
The Cathouse 20th anniversary shirt. The gray one. If I can find the thermal shirt I wore under that one and tore the sleeves off of during the bat hang competition (when the plane with the notorious banner flew over) I will include that with this shirt. But I have to find it first. (Just found it)
Yes, a crushed and mangled pack of Marlboro's, courtesy of the record holder for R.P. Yep, you guessed it.... Jen.
The "I'm Mean Because You're Stupid" shirt
The "Every Great Idea I have gets me in trouble" shirt
THe "I tried to be good, but I got bored" shirt
The "Meat" shirt (it's a red shirt that just has the word Meat on it)
The "Evil Doer" shirt
The "Define Girlfriend" shirt. Dustin kinda ruined it for me anyhow. So, yeah he wore it on the show as well as me wearing it. But, I am pretty sure I got all the gonorrhea out of it in the wash, but no promises.
The "Tall, dark and handsome" shirt. It has a pic of a glass of Guiness on it.
The wifebeater with the skull and cross bones on it. I wore that in the water comp. beating Daniele allowing me to go up against Zach for the 3rd leg of the final HOH comp.
The white tank top they took away from me a few weeks into the show. It has a cartoonish pic of a guy bending over and his ass hanging out with a big red lipstick print on his ass.
The baseball hat with the big fat cock on it..... some may prefer to call it a rooster, I am sticking to my guns with cock on this one.
The 2 colored tea cups we used to fill up the giant fish bowls while trying not to fall on your ass with the slippery lanes they made for us. These are green, the ones I used in the comp were purple. So, I don't know who used them, but I ended up with them.
The (big) sunglasses I wore for the beginning of the show, till they broke. So, yes they are broken, but hey.... they can be yours.
Those shorts I wore with all the ***** up holes in the leg. You want them, they're all yours.
The red bandanna I wore in my back pocket from the time we got them in the guitar smashing food competition, till I walked out of the house.
A couple of the necklaces that I wore in that same competition. They are cheap metal alloy things. One is a skull and crossbones, the other is a pentagram.
The studded fingerless gloves I wore in that same competition.
In that competition, we smashed open the guitars to find a little sign inside of it, it was either a $ or one that said "slop" ... I have one that says slop.
The chef's hat I wore during the Mission Impastabowl comp. It still has sauce stains on it from me sliding down the slide head first into all that pasta and sauce.
Jessica's beret (you know, that French style hat) that she wore in the art gallery competition. When she got the boot, she left it in the house, so I took it.
I have 3 of the rats from the Cat Scratch Veto competition. I took the ones with the tags that had the most meaning to me. One is.... about Dustin and the crown, but it is in rhyme and I am too lazy to go see. The other was about the ***** 9 gallons in the tea cup (The tea cup you sat in and spun around in the back yard...) That was a tie breaker question that was a total trick question and because Jen had the worst guess, she won HOH that week, grrrr. And a random one CBS sent me.
A large rubber snake that I took off the decoration of the shot for shot competition. The comp where we had to drink 10 glasses of blended horses ass and you got one shot with the mallet in the croquet part of the comp. You remember, the VETO Comp that I won after making each and every houseguest in that place regret they ever auditioned for the show..... Hell week.
The really plush brown robes we were each (the guys) given after that awful bubble luxury competition that gave me a ***** eye infection. Anyhow, I was the only one that wore them. Eric and Zach gave me theirs, so I have 3. The med. was Eric's, the Large is mine, and the XL was Zach's.
An ugly ass pair of brand new (besides about 3 uses from my stinky feet) New Balance running shoes in my size 9. They gave them to us, I didn't like them but wore them for some ***** they had us do.... Including that bat hang comp, I wore them in.
One of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes. They had us put those on when they thought there might be another plane or banner coming....
2 baseball hats with the Big Brother 8 logo embroidered on the front.
2 fleece pullovers with the BB8 logo embroidered on the chest.
(The last 2 items were given to us by CBS and they are brand new and very nice, just not my style. And besides, like I said earlier.... Do you really think I need to wear a sign on my body saying I was part of the show? exactly my point)
I took my key when I left the house. But.... they keep the winners key from every season and frame it. Like they did with my key and the Suicidal Tendencies shirt this year. So, they asked for it back. So, I asked them for the key that Eric voted for me to win the show/game with, since that was the one that America cast their vote for me, not Eric. But, they gave me Jessica's voting key. So, I might put that up too. I will decide on that later.
And there is another thing I might put up, but I want to make sure nobody will be upset if I do..... or if it will appear extremely rude. So, I will talk to a couple people before even saying it.
Ok, I will post the link when it all goes up, so you can all have at it. And I don't want to see you people all mad and fighting over the smashed cigarette box now. What is funny, and this is the truth.... I just cleaned the last of the ***** out of the BB8 duffle bag and found them in there. I forgot I kept one because it had some salvagable cigarettes in it. So, if I didn't get the others replaced, those I would have killed Jen over.
There will also be some signed 8x10's of me and Daniele on there as well. There will be a number of these. But I want to be very clear.... There will be only a certain number of each photo signed (we are thinking 5) and we will never sign that particular photo again. So, if you like one photo, get it.... because that will be it for that one. We will both be signing these and will try to put up enough of them so the price isn't retarded.
Ok, boys and girls... that is all the news that is fit for print, right now anyhow. Have a great weekend. And I do promise to make it into chat this weekend. So, keep an eye on your bulletins here.
"It was just one of those things that was fated, or so Mike Muir believed.
Sidelined by two back surgeries for a few years, the fully-recovered Southern Californian rocker was planning an elaborate 2008 comeback to celebrate the 25th anniversary of “Suicidal Tendencies,” his thrash-punk outfit’s eponymous Frontier debut. The festivities would include an extensive U.S. tour and festival dates in Europe. But fate itself beat him to the punch.
“Now all of a sudden we’re a red-hot band again — people are excited about Suicidal Tendencies, and that’s just great,” says Muir, 44, who’ll be testing those revival waters with a show at Slim’s on Sunday. "
"For the holiday season, the fans of Dr. Will Kirby (Board Certified in Dermatology) want to help Will's favourite charity, NSU DoCare. We want to thank Dr. Will for all the fun and entertainment he has provided for us and we felt the best way to accomplish that goal was to make a donation to NSU DoCare.
There are efforts being made to raise money for NSU DoCare at other web pages, the Team Chilltown web page is selling Chilltown Rubber Band Bracelets, please check it out.
http://www.teamchilltown.com/rubber-bands.html
There may be some surprises coming up soon, all in the aid of NSU DoCare, which will be announced when available.
"The holiday season brings out the charitable side in many people and if you are looking for a good charity to donate to I recommend NSUDocare. This year I was privileged to be involved in a mission with this organization. I learned firsthand the care that it provides with both medical and surgical health care to underserved communities in South Florida, Latin America, as well as in the isolated Mayan communities of Guatemala. Your donations can make a huge difference in the lives of these people." Dr. Will Kirby
NSU DoCare is a group of concerned medical professionals that provides free medical care to those in need. Dr. Kirby was part of a group that went to Ecuador this past March, and they provided medical care to people in the remote parts of the country. "
"Well, let me start this off with this.... The casting director of the show, Robyn, asked me during the process of auditioning for season 5 that if I got on the show, would I get a Big Brother tattoo? I told her to talk to me if I won. Season 6 she asked me the same question and I gave her the same answer. So, I showed her my Big Brother 8 tattoo yesterday. I have a couple pics of it posted here, so check it out. I had the BB8 logo and right under it, I had "season of The Donatos" tattooed. The words "season of" are in script... and the words "The Donatos" is the same as the photoshop job of the Sopranos. I think it is bad ass."
"Recently we had the opportunity to do an audio interview with Big Brother 's infamous Evil Dick. As it turns out, Dick isn't such a bad guy after all. Dick is as entertaining to talk with as he was to watch on Big Brother 8. We invite you to listen to the interview and provde us with lots of feedback. Lots of feedback means we will do more of these kind of interviews."
"Yesterday I had the pleasure of interviewing Dustin Erikstrup of the reality TV show Big Brother. It can be said of Dustin, that when he got evicted from the Big Brother house, the show definitely slowed down a notch. In reflecting back on Dustin's time in the Big Brother house and our Interview it becomes obvious to me that Dustin brings life to any environment he is in."
"Dustin Erikstrup is ready to resume his normal life: studying at Columbia College, working at a shoe store and enjoying quiet evenings at his Edgewater home with his cat.
The spotlight of CBS-TV’s bright lights and countless cameras inside the Big Brother 8 house, where he lived with from early July through mid-September, are gone. So, too, is his ex-boyfriend, Joe Barber II, who also was a participant in the popular reality show, which was broadcast live three times a week: Sundays, Tuesdays and Thursdays. "
"Rainbow Cruises announces the "Reality TV Fan Cruise" to depart Galveston, Texas March 31, 2008 on the Ecstasy, a cruise ship of Carnival Cruise Lines. The 5-day cruise includes ports of call in Progreso, Mexico and Cozumel, Mexico. Houseguests from the reality television show Big Brother 8 scheduled to cruise are Eric, Jessica, Zach, Jen, Dustin, with more announcements shortly!"
"For three-years, Jameka Cameron prayed that she would be accepted as a contestant on the reality show "Big Brother." When she was finally chosen, she took it as an answer to prayer. Although, as Cameron discovered, answered prayers aren't always what we would expect them to be."
"Here it is, at long last! We all know how busy our America’s Player has been since leaving the house, with all the interviews and making appearances with Jessica all over the place, winning giant martini glasses, and such - so it’s no surprise that he took a little longer then planned to get back to me. However - as we saw all summer long, Eric is a man of his word, and as such as answered all my questions in depth and personally.
No wonder we love him! So here you go, the Summer of BB8, in Eric’s own words (as led - er, questioned - by me, of course!) Enjoy!"
I had the honor of interviewing the very lovable and likeable Jessica Hughbanks of Big Brother 8 today. I must share with you that this is the first and only interview that ever made me nervous. I have done dozens of interviews with Big Brother celebrities but for some reason this one had me as nervous as a cat at on a hot tin roof. To top that off part way through the interview we started getting some feedback which screwed up the interview a bit, but all being said and done it was a joy interviewing Big Brother 8's Jessica Hughbanks.."
Well, we are here in London. ansd might i say,. I Loooove it. ~Honestly~ I dont want to leave. The buildings are beautiful, the weather is perfect, the lifestyle is terrific. Unfortunately, the cost of living is outrageous, and the starbucks tastes terrible, but other than that its wonderful.
We arried at 830am yesterday and we didnt really sleep on the flight. Catching up with the time difference is quite a challenge. Oh and Emglish television.. not so much. haha.
We are heading to Ireland in the morning and we will be there for a little while. BUT ANYWAYS> im having A BLast. i will be back to update more soon. take care everyone!!
"Car crashes, Buying a new car, Playboy Mansion, Eurpoe and another interview Current mood: chipper Category: Life
Here's another installment in the Life of an Asshole, by yours truly... EvelDick
Some of you really liked some of the hatemail I posted and I had fun doing that as well. I will have to give it another go round again soon (thanks to Olivia for the idea, it was truly an old school Metal Sludge thing to do.) And yes, when I have time I will post some of the very nice letters I have gotten as well, those are inspiring, but not near as fun.
There have been rumors that I totalled my car. Not true. Here's the car story and the Playboy Mansion story all rolled up into one.....
I was out and about getting my costume together for the Mansion party that night, last Saturday. My computer in my car started acting up. First the window wouldn't go down, the lock wouldn't work, then the gauges hit extremes... over the red for hot, under empty for my gas etc... My dash kept telling me to pull over and stop the car. When finding a parking spot down at the beach, this idiot backed up to pull into a spot and since he was in a truck, he went a third the way up the hood of my Corvette, fucking jackass!! After exchanging info. I just went home. I barely made it with my car cutting out the entire way. The Playboy party invite is for me and me alone, so asking someone for a ride would have been a big F.U. And the fact that I left my card at a restaurant a couple days before when in Disneyland with Nick and Daniele, kinda put a pile of shit onto the idea of getting a limo for it. So, I said fuck it and stayed home.
I went out with Daniele and bought her a brand new Mitsubishi Eclipse, which is what she wanted. I got her an '07 in red and it is a very cute car. She is a very happy girl. It was a good day out with her, as I haven't had any alone time with her since being in the house.
We talked about going to Europe together, jumping a flight this week. I am waiting for a call from her to confirm, but it is do'able. I have a friend that works for Delta and we can use a couple buddy passes and fly stand by at a seconds notice, which is how I like to go, spur of the moment. Makes it fun. So, if she gets back to me soon, we could be on our way to rainy, boggy ol' London by weeks end, then on to Dublin for a few Guiness'. If it happens, I will let everyone know and yes, we will take lots of pictures for everyone.
Here is a link to an interview of sorts I did recently. I think it is funny and was fun to do. Basically Cindy wrote an article and I wrote the editor saying she got some things wrong... She wrote me back and I went through her letter and added comments in a big red font to answer her, inject my opinion, or let her know where she was wrong. Well, it turned out very cool and I liked reading it when I saw it, so I figure you guys might as well.... I talk about The game, Daniele, Jen, Zack, America's Player, the twists in general and why I am such an asshole. I also make points about things I said in the house... sticks and stones, people.... sticks and stones. So even though she apologizes at the beginning for not being more of a bitch to me in it, lol..... It is here.....
is it because he has bedazzled eyes that makes me loose track of the rest of the world?
is it because he is a big ball of cheese that will always make me laugh?
is it because of his radical dance moves?
is it because he steps on my feet all the time?
is it because James called him a big cuddly teddy bear?
is it because he knows how to hit a teather ball?
is it because he makes 4 digits yearly?
is it because he has a big brain in his little head?
is it because he shops as much as i do?
is it because he can out scrapbook you anyday?
is it because he hates my dog?
is it because he never matches?
is it because he brings me dippin dots?
is it because he drove me across country?
is it because he has mad eyebrows?
is it because he has an amazing family?
is it because he has mad pumpkin carving skills?
if you are looking for an answer, i'm sorry but youre not going to get one. There's too many reason to name and I can't pick just one, so for now.. this question will yet again go unanswered. "
"Eric Stein and Jessica Hughbanks are still a couple, five weeks after leaving the Big Brother 8 house and reentering the real world.
Their romance is “still going strong,” and Eric and Jessica “plan to continue their long-distance relationship until Jessica graduates, then see what happens,” the Wichita Eagle’s Denise Neil reports. But in the short term, they’ll only see each other on holidays, although Eric just spent a week with Jessica in Kansas. "
"Yes, they're still very much together -- and plan to be for a long time. Yes, Evel Dick was as evil as he appeared -- and maybe even more.
And yes, actually, Eric does kind of like Kansas after all.
Earlier this week, I had the chance to sit down with two of last summer's most popular "Big Brother 8" houseguests -- Haysville's Jessica Hughbanks, 21, and her on-screen/off-screen love, Eric Stein, 27."
"This summer, Big Brother 8 houseguest Eric Stein told viewers that he had "some pretty compelling options" available to him when he paved the way for Dick Donato's eventual win by "deciding" not to use the veto ability he won in the show's eighth Power of Veto challenge to allow Jessica Hughbanks, the Stein ally who was serving as the game's Head of Household at the time, to "backdoor" Donato or his daughter Danielle out of the competition."
I hope you are all well and I wanted to thank you all for all the comments and messages. I honestly can not ever hope to get to all of them. I try to pick some at random and answer them on occassion, but this place here is a full time job for 3 people. So, I am doing what I am doing and sorry I will never get to all of you, but I appreciate it.
First, I want to tell all of you that have been asking for shirts and if Vincent is gonna sell more. The answer is yes. I have gotten so many letters asking that we decided to keep it rolling. And we are going to add some things as well..... Like Tshirts in black as well as white, babydolls for the girls as well as chicks panties that say "I (heart) Dick". I am checking into wife beaters and dickies work shirts as well. So, starting either tonight or tomorrow the site will be taking orders again. The Tshirts will be available then and the rest will follow shortly, so keep your eyes out. And yes, I will continue signing for those of you who order them.
Now onto some of the fun shit...
I will be getting tattooed on LA Ink on Nov. 13th. I will let you know when the air date of the episode will be and will post a blog about my experience with them over there....
I will be at the Playboy mansion on Sat. for their Halloween Party, and no you can't join me. But... On Halloween night, I will be going to the Trashy Lingerie party. I have known them forever and love them dearly, and besides... a bunch of scantilly clad hot chicks hangin there, ummmm yeah, count me in. Check out the Trashy flyer I posted on the front page of my profile. And I really do hope to see some of you come out dressed up (pick your favorite houseguest costumes will earn you a drink and a shot from me.) and having a great time with the hotties there.
My hate mail. I must say there are surprisingly few letters of hate, as opposed to most who are big fans with some great things to say. I am almost shocked at this to be honest, but in a good way (kinda.... I love the hate mail, lol.) Anyhow, I want to share some of this with you and you can laugh as hard as I did when I read it. Some is hilarious, even though it is meant to be serious, which in turn makes it even funnier. And seriously, there are some people who really belong on stage doing stand up, or at least in a clown suit piling out of a volkswagon with 20 others like them.
I have said this a shitload of times in the house, as well as in my life. One persons opinion about me doesn't mean shit to me. I consider the source. For me to take someone's opinion to heart, I must know them, respect them and know their intentions by giving me this opinion or whatever. So, random people online talking shit doesn't bother me. Random people I come across in life doesn't bother me. Twelve random people (and their opinions) thrown in a house with me for 3 months doesn't mean shit to me. But for some reason or another, when I say shit, it means something to them. Oh well, that's your deal, not mine. I also encourage you to tell them what you think as well, if you are so inclined.
So sit back, grab a beer, ask your chick to blow you (or plug in the vibrator) while reading this..... and enjoy! (The original letter is in black letters, my comments are in red.)
THIS IS TO DICK NOT TO HIS FRIENDS ....... I WOULD STILL LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOUR DAUGHTER HATED YOU SO MUCH ? Did you watch the show? AND HAS THE MONEY YOU WON HELP TO MAKE HER FORGET ABOUT IT ? Our relationship was never about the money, most people understand that, nothing has changed ON THE LAST SHOW SHE WAS MAD WHEN YOU AND HER CAME INTO THE HOUSE IN THE BED ROOM AFTER YOU HAD WON THEN HEAD OF HOUSE HOLD WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE CAMERAS WERE OFF? What the fuck was just said here? And if you had a clue THE CAMERAS NEVER WENT OFF! That is the whole fucking idea behind the show AND WHY DO WE NOT HEAR ABOUT HER ON HERE MUCH? There hasn't been much to talk about. I am busy, she is busy. We are having lunch this week and I will be sure to let you know what she had IS SHE MAD AGAIN? Go to her myspace and ask her, not that I know of IS THE THINGS ON THE INTERNET TRUE ABOUT A BABY AT 14 THAT MISCARRIED? WAS THAT YOURS ......Listen bitch, this isn't your family of inbreds... People trying to continue with the sick shit said in the house by Amber, Dustin and Eric is twisted. Of all the shit I talked in the house, at least the things I said were true, real, or of my opinion. Making statements such as these are desperate grasps at straws because they (and you) have nothing else that is real. So, be a good girl and go suck your daddy's dick now I AM NOT BEING NASTY BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE BAD THIS IS YOUR SPACE BUT THIS IS FOR COMMENTS GOOD OR BAD Well, for good or bad, you obviously are a shining star of our society, a rider of the short bus and my guess is that you are missing at least one of your front teeth. Did you complete the 7th grade or were you pregnant by then?
..>..>..> ..> ..>..>..>..> Subject: RE: Look in the mirror sometime Body: Thanks and suck a dick
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Marc Egley Date: Aug 5, 2007 12:20 PM
You look just like Keith Richards. Except Kieth Richards has about 20 some years on you. Maybe you should do something besides sit on your ass smoke cigs and harass people in the bb house all day.
you are morally reprehensible. I can understand why Danielle wouldn't want to talk to you for 2 years. I can't wait to see both of you evicted, as you are both extremely shallow and manipulative. I hope your son for his sake is nothing like either of you two.
Well, seems you waited a long time and were one of the people who called CBS saying they would never watch again. Sorry God, I mean Marc, I didn't know that you were the judge of all things moral. Wait! You're not.... I am glad that we could fuck up your summer by winning. Knowing this almost is as good as the money..... pffft, yeah right...
And another...
From: DREAM STARS
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8932341 Date: Aug 5, 2007 2:59 PM
evil play nice i think u need to be nice to everyone then maybe u can get farther in the game u and danielle
btw ur daughter danile i think needs support nick was evicted u need to help her get nick as a bf or watever
be nice
if u fart say excues me geez
wat a haha fat bastard
just kidding
Ok, that was just retarded. So much so I won't even comment
Evel dick is the most disgusting human that I have ever seen. What's up with the spitting dude? EWWWWWW you must have cancer. You fart and pick your nose on TV. You spit every 5 mins it seems. It so gross that you are leaving wads of your ciggy mucus in the yard of "big brother " Didn't you mom teach you any manners? I will be glad when they vote you off. I will bet you smell too. Even Danielle said that you breath stinks. I would hate to know that I can from your loins.~ Karen~
That I can from your loins... trust me, you can't
From: Princess Melissa's little darlings !
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=142036787 Date: Aug 16, 2007 6:05 PM
You are as fake as your daughter.
Funny how most people that write or meet me out and about say that I am the most "real" person they have ever seen on a reality show
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: L.A.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=56733116 Date: Aug 26, 2007 12:17 AM
Your dad is a stupid fuck! I dont want on his page! OMG! Woman abuser....I hope people throw shit at him!
I have had a lot of pussy tossed my way. You have obviously had a few guys knock you up side your head, and I am sorry about that. And who the hell put you on my page? Fuck that, you deserve to be in this blog, bitch.
Well, enough of that for now. I thought there would be much better ones, but I am sure you can feel my disappointment at these lame letters. Please, take your time and send me something a bit more of a challenge.
Other houseguests....
There are two in particular I would like to respond to.
(Updated)
Jessica....
Jessica has said in interviews that Eric couldn't use veto when he won it to put either me or daniele up on the block to backdoor one of us, that that is what she wanted.
Since posting this this morning, CBS has issued a statement supporting what Eric and Jessica have been saying about this. What I will say is that I did speak about this and must have misunderstood what I was told. So, I will say that I am sorry I unintentionally misinformed you, that was never my intention what so ever. I have always been straight up and straight forward with everything I say, inside the house as well as in life. So, I am apologizing on this subject here. I said what I believed to be the truth, nothing more, nothing less.
The question still remains that if it was their strategy to back door us, then why not just let Zack win it in the first place? If not just Erics vote was in America's hands, but also any POV wins he had and I am also assuming any HOH wins... America would have the say so in nominations. If this is how it was, then surely Eric knew this going into the game. So, if the plan was to back door either me or Daniele.... why leave it to chance? Eric saw how America was voting and if that was the plan wouldn't he be a bit concerned America would leave the nominations the same? Why not let Zach win the POV and then take himself off the block. Problem solved...? Takes all the chance out of it, I would think.
Listen, in a situation like that, you make the best decisions you can at the time they arrive. You think things through and play out senarios of all kinds, trying your best to leave nothing to chance. Going back after the fact when you see things in a more clear light and saying I would have done this, or that is easy once you are out of the pressure cooker, like Monday morning quarterbacking. Every competition I would be pissed at myself, even if I won the competition, for things like questions I gave stupid answers for that I knew the other answer was correct and would kick myself for a couple days over it.
From what I saw of the show, from the time Eric and Jessica were aligned, Jessica always agreed with Eric in the end. Even if she was either opposed or had thoughts in a different direction at the time, untimately she listened to Eric and followed what he wanted to do. Not once did she ever talk him into whatever she was thinking. So again, why not just let Zach win the POV and take America's use of the veto (because again, don't tell me they didn't tell Eric he couldn't use it (any POV he won) how he saw fit from day 1) out of it entirely?
This was only one issue I had with what some of the others had been saying since the end of the show and I wanted to address it. Sorry to misinform you guys about the info I received.
Let me say this.... When did Jessica ever make a decision on her own in the house besides deciding to sleep 18 hours or 20 hours that day? From everything I have watched, experienced, seen and heard.... Eric ran her HOH's as well as owned her vote. She never made a move without him in her ear about everything. Didn't you see how upset, frazzled and pissed she was when he didn't tell her who to put up as a replacement nominee ?(the week she did put up Dustin)
She stated that he couldn't use it because of the America's player thing. I have talked to the people running shit and this is all bullshit. He didn't do or complete, or on occassion even try to accomplish some of the tasks given him. His vote was the only thing he had no say so about.
So, stop the fucking crying already. It is over, get over it Jessica. There were thousands of people crying foul about Eric not being voted out when Daniele tried to back door him. Everyone has a million conspiracy theories about everything, fine. But don't make up bold face lies to try and make yourself look better.
I left the rest of that in there, as not to try and seem like I am trying to erase what I said. I apologize to Jessica about the bold face lies statement there, but that is what I believed to be the truth.
Zach...
If anyone has the link to an interview with Zach where he talks about a cruise and being promised in on the next all-stars, please send it to me. Also something about me being able to see his answers in the mirrors (wouldn't that mean he could see me too? And wouldn't that be like copying the kid next to you in algebra who gets D's and F's on every test?) I have heard things from too many sources for them not to be true, but I want to see it before giving my opinion on his delusions. Thanks.
(Updated)
Ok, I got the link to the interview and something even better.
First, Zach is a douchebag. He says he would throw me off the ship? The only thing that will be thrown off the ship is Zach's teeth as an anchor. Shut the fuck up pussy. This is the same guy that listened to me rip him apart for hours and his only come back was "you have a spiderwoman tattooed on your back" Gimme a fucking break already.
And the little tidbit about him saying that both Daniele and I weren't invited on that reality cruise. And him saying he wouldn't go if we were. Well boys and girls, Zach is so completely full of shit.... Unfuckingbelievable you dumb fuck.
I jump back 300 to 400 pages in my messages on occassion to answer random messages here when I have time. And what a coincedence with the one I came across this evening. Here it is....
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=71992001&MyToken=34f0398e-2462-4974-aa20-0fd5f2b9a021'>CJ @ American Entertainment Date: Sep 20, 2007 1:08 PM
I am producing a Fan Cruise in Late March of 2008 which will include most of the final 8.
We are offering a 5 night cruise with stops in Cozumel and one other city.
You would receive a airfare, an exterior suite and all expenses covered plus an appearance fee.
Please get back to me with your availability and interest.
Thanks
CJ Hays
Maybe it was because Zach had 3 messages in his inbox, one from Sweets telling him she got a restraining order on him.... So, he obviously found his invite quick enough. And maybe because at that time I had between 5,000 and 6,000 messages in my inbox, I just randomly came across it today.
So, yeah.... this shows you who is still telling the truth about shit and how some have become bitter little bitches who have to resort to lying and talking shit while they sit behind their computer. You know Zach, you are just the pussy I called you to your face, come back and talk to me when your balls finally drop. Until then go play with your friends balls, since I threatened to kick your ass when you kept going for mine and you don't have any to play with.
Everytime he opens his mouth, he looks more and more like he should be wearing a red rubber nose..... fucking clown.
About me spraying Zach with my beer while on stage at the wrap party....
This dickhole either grabbed or slightly hit my balls three fucking times during the night. I told him after the second that if he did it again, we weren't in the house and I he was gonna find my beer bottle meeting the side of his head. While on stage with the cast, this assmonkey does it again. So as we were walking off the stage, I shook up my beer and sprayed him from head to toe. He is lucky that is all I did. Maybe in the circles he travels in, it is cool to go around grabbing the balls of any guy you are attracted to..... and honestly, I don't care if he couldn't resist the temptation of wanting to grab my balls... So, I told him to go fuck himself.
At the Fox Really awards show....
He was such a fucking pain in the balls (figuratively not literally this time) and he wouldn't fucking stop all night. First off, I was seated in the front row, a lot of the other houseguests were behind me and Daniele in the second row (they were all up for awards as well.) Jen was in the middle, which she quickly abandoned that assigned seat to glom onto Dr.Will and Boogie, sitting on the arm of their couch for most of the evening. Zach, well he was seated all the way in the back. But for some odd reason every fucking time someone would get up around me, he would sit down and start bugging the shit out of me. He said at least 10 times that we were even, why was I mad? He was talking about him, my balls, my beer on him.... Finally I told him to get the fuck away from me. Even the people running the show saw he was up there when we were doing the thing with Eric for America's Player, and paged him to the men's room about 5 times to get him to leave. I swear to the magic ping pong ball, that is the truth.... "Zach from Big Brother 8, could you please go to the men's room, you are needed there immediately." I mean, I could be wrong, maybe they weren't trying to get him to leave. Maybe there was someone in their who wanted him to play with their balls, who am I to judge
And there is some kind of fight a brewin' between two of my fan sites. Let me say this first. I like them both. They both went through a lot of trouble in doing them and I do appreciate it. Why did I pick one and not the other? Well, I would pop into Janelle's chat room and talk with people there before knowing about either chat for me. Then I went into a MySpace chat one time and it was bullshit there. One of them told me that they had a chat set up with the same user name and password as Janelle's, so I said cool and started chatting there. THAT IS IT! I had a million messages here and over 200 emails in my personal email from my friends, I couldn't find shit here or there. They just happened to say we have one set up here, at the right time, in the right place. I am sorry if the other feels slighted by me, really I am. It was not my intention what so ever.
Do me a favor and if my fans are gonna fight with someone, go and harrass one of the other houseguests, not each other....
Ok, that was a lot of bullshit, but there it is. More soon I am sure...."
"Dave and I spoke to Jessica and Eric from BB8 this morning. We had many problems with audio, etc. But they were patient and very nice! Since we spent so much time trying to fix these issues, we only had about 6 minutes with them. But it turned out to be a great interview. Find out what Eric thinks of Kansas and the real truth behind their romance.
Special thanks to both of them for talking to us. They are welcome to Northeast Kansas ANYTIME!"
"Joyami: Love you Dick and congratulations!! Would you ever do a reality show again?
Dick - Who knows, right now I am trying to stay away from it and get a regular TV show. But who the ***** knows... I could have never in a million years predicted the path of my life."
"he Fox Reality Channel Really Awards 2007 were full of excitement as the winners and losers of the only awards show dedicated to reality television were unveiled in Hollywood. Highlights included Sanjaya winning Favorite Loser for his performance on “American Idol,” Bridget from “The Girls Next Door” winning Favorite Hottie and the Golden Realitini for Favorite Reality Performer going to Evel Dick from “Big Brother 8.”"
"A cast member on Big Brother 8 says that producers forced Eric, America’s Player, to not use the power of veto, keeping Dick and Daniele in the game and adding more evidence that the producers didn’t care about anything (like, say, fairness or integrity) except advancing their Dick and Daniele narrative."
"Q: What was your biggest fear going into the house?
Daniele: To be completely honest, I had no fears, I’m thinking.. "ok I need a break from reality and just want some excitement in my life, so this will be a nice change of pace…""
