“I am not kidding, this is the movie in real life and it is not ending…. yay!

We are somewhere south of Portland, Oregon. How did we get there you ask?? Well, when your plane gets cancelled, you are basically just fucked, period. They really don’t try to help you out. The planes going out are full, so…. oooops, sorry. And that is it. The quickest we could get out of Seattleby air was Xmas day….. yay!

Now, I could really give a shit and thought it would be a nice way to spend Xmas with Dani. But… noooooo. She has to get back to the boyfriend she has been fighting with nonstop over text messages since before we even left… yay!

So, Amtrak was a no go, greyhound bus was a no go… So, I finally found a rent a car that we can return in LA… yay!

The roads are so bad and so scary that I felt like we were gonna die driving on them. I mean you can’t see the road, the lanes, nothing just snow and the fact that you are driving on ice… yay!

So, we are fighting so much that I doubt we will be speaking again for months this time. She is staying in another room in this crack head hotel we stopped at in nowhere Oregon to wait till morning and see if we can go back to Portland and catch a flight. Because if we have to spend any more time than is absolutely necessary together, there will be a death, we are both at the end of our ropes and soon enough someone will be hanging by the end of one of them….. yay!

So, I wanted to say thank you to everyone that has broken up the tension along the way. In Vancouver, Wa at the Walmart. You guys were great and thank you for helping us find chains. At the tire store, thanks for taking my picture and giggling while I was dying putting on the chains. And for the drunken idiot at the Denny’s, I hope you drown in your own vomit…. yay!

It is about to turn to December 23 and I can’t remember a shittier Xmas besides when I woke up in a jail cell 23 years ago on this date. Ahhhh, what I wouldn’t give for a nice warm jail cell close to home right now…. yay!”

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” It all started when Dani and I got to the airport. We were a tremendous 5 min. (of the 40 minutes early you are supposed to be) late going on Virgin America. Well, we had the choice of waiting another 6 hours till their next flight or forfeiting the entire amount we paid for the flights. I told them to go fuck themselves and they are forfeiting us as future customers and they could stick out tickets up their ass.

Great start…

So, I am really excited I spent a couple hours looking up fares and flights the night before, so I could pay double the highest fare I saw when booking the tix. Woo Hoo.

I couldn’t be late because I had a meeting with some of the execs at Real Player. They have actually developed a piece of equiptment for me to use for my webcast that will allow me to jump on their stream and be able to webcast from anywhere I have an internet connection. Plus it is nice to reestablish relationships with some of them that I have not seen since coming up here when I was here doing a chat with Janelle. And the fact that I will be working with them next season as well as with other things…

Well, after getting up here. I give a call to find out that Real Player and all the employees there are snowed in and it is shut down for the day. And as it turns out, the next day as well. Oh well, at least we have the Jets game, right?

So, during blizzard conditions, the Jets manage to lose once again to one of the shittiest teams in the league….. uuuugh.

So, we are ready to get the hell out of here… nope!

Airport closed!

We managed to get a hotel room for the night and hopefully we can get out of here tomorrow.

Please let us get the hell out of this frozen tundra and back into the warmer climate of LA. No more cold weather trips for me thank you very much. And thanks to all the Seattle fans we ran into over the last few days. You people have eagle eyes. I have no idea how you could recognize me when all you could see of me is eyes and nose with the rest bundled up with scarves, hats, earmuffs and shit. You guys rule!
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“I have some biz to take care of with Real Player while I am here. They are very happy with the webcast and are excited about the future prospects and avenues we will be going down. Basically I am trying all kinds of new shit that they have been onboard since the beginning with me…. They get it and for a large company are doing really well not letting things get tied up in red tape or basic bullshit. They are letting me go full steam ahead and helping make the ride smoother for me along the way.
Real has made a piece of equipment that will allow me to do webcasting for them from basically anywhere! So, I am gonna get to see this thing they developed for me tomorrow.
And we have basically agreed about next season working together again with the backyard interview etc… So, I am stoked and can’t wait to see this thing they came up with.

I will be at the Jets game here in Seattle on Sunday. And we will be out and about in the city for the next few days, so I will try and let you know where we will be hanging so if you want to brave the freezing cold and join us for a beer or shot, you can do that.

Also, we will be doing a webcast for Real while we are here, but it won’t be live. So keep your eyes peeled for that and the video blog I did for them while I was in Paris with Crazy James and the Suicidal Tendencies show we went to see while I was there. We ended up on stage with the band… There is a great interview I did with Mike Muir on there too.

Anyhow, we are starving and gonna go eat some sushi…”

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“Well the time has arrived….

I will have an idea of what direction and where my life is headed around the first of the new year. It has been hard and stressful when you don’t have any idea where your life will be in even a month. But I do see how fortunate I am and I do appreciate the position that I am in.

More so, i should say that I appreciate the position I am in, because of all of you. For without you, I would be back working in a club somewhere right now. You have afforded me the chance to make some money with the webcasts, which were VERY successful by the way. I was told they were some of the most watched webcasts on the internet! And Real Player is very happy with how they went and I will be up in Seattle to talk with them about next season when I go with Dani to see the Jets play the Seahawks on 12-21.

The pilot I shot “EvelDick Behind Bars” has been received very well by the industry people involved and that will be pitching the show to the networks. Fifteen meetings with fifteen different networks have been scheduled over the next month and everyone is excited about the show. And the actors strike couldn’t have come at a better time, now they will be looking for more reality based shows for their schedules.

If you are behind on all of this, the show is like kitchen nightmares, but it will be me and not Chef Ramsey, and it will be in bars and clubs across the country, not in restaurants.

The stars and planets are aligning and it seems as I am on the way to having my own show soon. So, keep your middle fingers up and wish me fuck (which is way better than luck) and I could be pissing you off on TV again soon.

I will be having a chat this week, I just need to check with nowlive to see when they can have me in the studio. i will let you know as soon as I hear from them. But think tues, wed around 7 or so pacific time.

That’s it….

I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and don’t kill anyone before Xmas.

EvelDick”

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“I am looking forward to going home. I have been away for a while now and am missing my spot on the couch, the reflection of the pool on my windows and the fact that I can get reception 6 stories underground in Paris, but not in my living room… AT&T can go fuck themselves.

Amsterdam was great. James gets quiet as a field mouse when he has smoked 5 fat joints and has shared 3 pot muffins, 1 slice of chocolate pot cake and some other shit with me. But it was a great time from what i can remember.

I have some killer footage of us both backstage and onstage with Suicidal Tendencies in France you can see soon.

I AM PARTICIPATING IN A VH1 CHARITY CALLED ROCK AUTISM. I AM DONATING A SUICIDAL (DICKIES) SHIRT, SIGNED BY THE ENTIRE BAND AND MYSELF FOR THE CHARITY. THIS IS THE ONLY ONE LIKE THIS, SO IF YOU WANT TO SNATCH THIS THING UP, DO IT NOW…. REMEMBER THIS IS FOR A GREAT CHARITY, SO BE GENEROUS!!!

I will be doing a chat shortly after I get back. I will figure out when and give you plenty of time (a few days) to mark your calendar.

Bullshit with you all soon,

EvelDick”

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“Did really well in Las Vegas on Roulette and my luck is holding.
Hit the roulette tables for almost $2,000 last night. Heading back as soon as I post this. (more…)

“I am sitting in my hotel room in Paris watching the election returns in French. The whole world is watching people, I hope you voted.

I left Crazy James to come back and sleep some more, I have been narcoleptic since getting here, I don’t think I have ever slept so much in my life. Traveling this way always kicks my ass, coming home is much easier.

I will be seeing Suicidal Tendencies while I am here then taking off to Amsterdam for some good wholesome fun.

I am waiting for word from the production company that flipped the bill for the pilot for my show to let me know when to come home. They want me at the pitch meetings for the show with the networks. It is exciting and nerve wracking at the same time.

I am taking some video footage of my vacation so you can all have some fun watching the crazy shit I am sure I will get into here in Europe. Tomorrow we are going to see the other Statue of Liberty here in Paris, then gonna go down to the catacombs where there are about 7,000 or so bodies that were buried there during the black plague. Then it will be a night of Absinthe and checking out the red light district. Where I will be bringing the cam for sure.

I am having fun in my life, I hope you are having fun in yours as well.

I will be having a chat when I get back, so watch for that… It will be fun. It will be on NowLive and I will go into the studio for it as to make sure there are no fuck ups.

Till then….

EvelDick”

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