“Hello boys and girls….
I hope you are all well and I wanted to thank you all for all the comments and messages. I honestly can not ever hope to get to all of them. I try to pick some at random and answer them on occassion, but this place here is a full time job for 3 people. So, I am doing what I am doing and sorry I will never get to all of you, but I appreciate it.
First, I want to tell all of you that have been asking for shirts and if Vincent is gonna sell more. The answer is yes. I have gotten so many letters asking that we decided to keep it rolling. And we are going to add some things as well….. Like Tshirts in black as well as white, babydolls for the girls as well as chicks panties that say “I (heart) Dick”. I am checking into wife beaters and dickies work shirts as well.
So, starting either tonight or tomorrow the site will be taking orders again. The Tshirts will be available then and the rest will follow shortly, so keep your eyes out.
And yes, I will continue signing for those of you who order them.
Now onto some of the fun shit…
I will be getting tattooed on LA Ink on Nov. 13th. I will let you know when the air date of the episode will be and will post a blog about my experience with them over there….
I will be at the Playboy mansion on Sat. for their Halloween Party, and no you can’t join me. But… On Halloween night, I will be going to the Trashy Lingerie party. I have known them forever and love them dearly, and besides… a bunch of scantilly clad hot chicks hangin there, ummmm yeah, count me in. Check out the Trashy flyer I posted on the front page of my profile. And I really do hope to see some of you come out dressed up (pick your favorite houseguest costumes will earn you a drink and a shot from me.) and having a great time with the hotties there.
My hate mail. I must say there are surprisingly few letters of hate, as opposed to most who are big fans with some great things to say. I am almost shocked at this to be honest, but in a good way (kinda…. I love the hate mail, lol.) Anyhow, I want to share some of this with you and you can laugh as hard as I did when I read it. Some is hilarious, even though it is meant to be serious, which in turn makes it even funnier. And seriously, there are some people who really belong on stage doing stand up, or at least in a clown suit piling out of a volkswagon with 20 others like them.
I have said this a shitload of times in the house, as well as in my life. One persons opinion about me doesn’t mean shit to me. I consider the source. For me to take someone’s opinion to heart, I must know them, respect them and know their intentions by giving me this opinion or whatever. So, random people online talking shit doesn’t bother me. Random people I come across in life doesn’t bother me. Twelve random people (and their opinions) thrown in a house with me for 3 months doesn’t mean shit to me. But for some reason or another, when I say shit, it means something to them. Oh well, that’s your deal, not mine. I also encourage you to tell them what you think as well, if you are so inclined.
So sit back, grab a beer, ask your chick to blow you (or plug in the vibrator) while reading this….. and enjoy! (The original letter is in black letters, my comments are in red.)
From…… windy (on my comments page)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=68215334
Oct 23, 2007 12:27 PM
THIS IS TO DICK NOT TO HIS FRIENDS ……. I WOULD STILL LIKE TO KNOW WHY YOUR DAUGHTER HATED YOU SO MUCH ? Did you watch the show? AND HAS THE MONEY YOU WON HELP TO MAKE HER FORGET ABOUT IT ? Our relationship was never about the money, most people understand that, nothing has changed ON THE LAST SHOW SHE WAS MAD WHEN YOU AND HER CAME INTO THE HOUSE IN THE BED ROOM AFTER YOU HAD WON THEN HEAD OF HOUSE HOLD WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE CAMERAS WERE OFF? What the fuck was just said here? And if you had a clue THE CAMERAS NEVER WENT OFF! That is the whole fucking idea behind the show AND WHY DO WE NOT HEAR ABOUT HER ON HERE MUCH? There hasn’t been much to talk about. I am busy, she is busy. We are having lunch this week and I will be sure to let you know what she had IS SHE MAD AGAIN? Go to her myspace and ask her, not that I know of IS THE THINGS ON THE INTERNET TRUE ABOUT A BABY AT 14 THAT MISCARRIED? WAS THAT YOURS ……Listen bitch, this isn’t your family of inbreds… People trying to continue with the sick shit said in the house by Amber, Dustin and Eric is twisted. Of all the shit I talked in the house, at least the things I said were true, real, or of my opinion. Making statements such as these are desperate grasps at straws because they (and you) have nothing else that is real. So, be a good girl and go suck your daddy’s dick now I AM NOT BEING NASTY BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE BAD THIS IS YOUR SPACE BUT THIS IS FOR COMMENTS GOOD OR BAD Well, for good or bad, you obviously are a shining star of our society, a rider of the short bus and my guess is that you are missing at least one of your front teeth. Did you complete the 7th grade or were you pregnant by then?
This next one is from Marc
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=143497807
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Subject: RE: Look in the mirror sometime
Body: Thanks and suck a dick
—————– Original Message —————–
From: Marc Egley
Date: Aug 5, 2007 12:20 PM
You look just like Keith Richards. Except Kieth Richards has about 20 some years on you. Maybe you should do something besides sit on your ass smoke cigs and harass people in the bb house all day.
you are morally reprehensible. I can understand why Danielle wouldn’t want to talk to you for 2 years. I can’t wait to see both of you evicted, as you are both extremely shallow and manipulative. I hope your son for his sake is nothing like either of you two.
Well, seems you waited a long time and were one of the people who called CBS saying they would never watch again. Sorry God, I mean Marc, I didn’t know that you were the judge of all things moral. Wait! You’re not…. I am glad that we could fuck up your summer by winning. Knowing this almost is as good as the money….. pffft, yeah right…
And another…
From: DREAM STARS
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8932341
Date: Aug 5, 2007 2:59 PM
evil play nice
i think u need to be nice to everyone then maybe u can get farther in the game u and danielle
btw ur daughter danile i think needs support nick was evicted u need to help her get nick as a bf or watever
be nice
if u fart say excues me geez
wat a haha fat bastard
just kidding
Ok, that was just retarded. So much so I won’t even comment
From: karen
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=162859360
Date: Aug 10, 2007 10:56 PM
Evel dick is the most disgusting human that I have ever seen. What’s up with the spitting dude? EWWWWWW you must have cancer. You fart and pick your nose on TV. You spit every 5 mins it seems. It so gross that you are leaving wads of your ciggy mucus in the yard of “big brother ” Didn’t you mom teach you any manners? I will be glad when they vote you off. I will bet you smell too. Even Danielle said that you breath stinks. I would hate to know that I can from your loins.~ Karen~
That I can from your loins… trust me, you can’t
From: Princess Melissa’s little darlings !
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=142036787
Date: Aug 16, 2007 6:05 PM
You are as fake as your daughter.
Funny how most people that write or meet me out and about say that I am the most “real” person they have ever seen on a reality show
—————– Original Message —————–
From: L.A.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=56733116
Date: Aug 26, 2007 12:17 AM
Your dad is a stupid fuck! I dont want on his page!
OMG! Woman abuser….I hope people throw shit at him!
I have had a lot of pussy tossed my way. You have obviously had a few guys knock you up side your head, and I am sorry about that. And who the hell put you on my page? Fuck that, you deserve to be in this blog, bitch.
Well, enough of that for now. I thought there would be much better ones, but I am sure you can feel my disappointment at these lame letters. Please, take your time and send me something a bit more of a challenge.
Other houseguests….
There are two in particular I would like to respond to.
(Updated)
Jessica….
Jessica has said in interviews that Eric couldn’t use veto when he won it to put either me or daniele up on the block to backdoor one of us, that that is what she wanted.
Since posting this this morning, CBS has issued a statement supporting what Eric and Jessica have been saying about this. What I will say is that I did speak about this and must have misunderstood what I was told. So, I will say that I am sorry I unintentionally misinformed you, that was never my intention what so ever. I have always been straight up and straight forward with everything I say, inside the house as well as in life. So, I am apologizing on this subject here. I said what I believed to be the truth, nothing more, nothing less.
The question still remains that if it was their strategy to back door us, then why not just let Zack win it in the first place? If not just Erics vote was in America’s hands, but also any POV wins he had and I am also assuming any HOH wins… America would have the say so in nominations. If this is how it was, then surely Eric knew this going into the game. So, if the plan was to back door either me or Daniele…. why leave it to chance? Eric saw how America was voting and if that was the plan wouldn’t he be a bit concerned America would leave the nominations the same? Why not let Zach win the POV and then take himself off the block. Problem solved…? Takes all the chance out of it, I would think.
Listen, in a situation like that, you make the best decisions you can at the time they arrive. You think things through and play out senarios of all kinds, trying your best to leave nothing to chance. Going back after the fact when you see things in a more clear light and saying I would have done this, or that is easy once you are out of the pressure cooker, like Monday morning quarterbacking. Every competition I would be pissed at myself, even if I won the competition, for things like questions I gave stupid answers for that I knew the other answer was correct and would kick myself for a couple days over it.
From what I saw of the show, from the time Eric and Jessica were aligned, Jessica always agreed with Eric in the end. Even if she was either opposed or had thoughts in a different direction at the time, untimately she listened to Eric and followed what he wanted to do. Not once did she ever talk him into whatever she was thinking. So again, why not just let Zach win the POV and take America’s use of the veto (because again, don’t tell me they didn’t tell Eric he couldn’t use it (any POV he won) how he saw fit from day 1) out of it entirely?
This was only one issue I had with what some of the others had been saying since the end of the show and I wanted to address it. Sorry to misinform you guys about the info I received.
Let me say this…. When did Jessica ever make a decision on her own in the house besides deciding to sleep 18 hours or 20 hours that day? From everything I have watched, experienced, seen and heard…. Eric ran her HOH’s as well as owned her vote. She never made a move without him in her ear about everything. Didn’t you see how upset, frazzled and pissed she was when he didn’t tell her who to put up as a replacement nominee ?(the week she did put up Dustin)
She stated that he couldn’t use it because of the America’s player thing. I have talked to the people running shit and this is all bullshit. He didn’t do or complete, or on occassion even try to accomplish some of the tasks given him. His vote was the only thing he had no say so about.
So, stop the fucking crying already. It is over, get over it Jessica. There were thousands of people crying foul about Eric not being voted out when Daniele tried to back door him. Everyone has a million conspiracy theories about everything, fine. But don’t make up bold face lies to try and make yourself look better.
I left the rest of that in there, as not to try and seem like I am trying to erase what I said. I apologize to Jessica about the bold face lies statement there, but that is what I believed to be the truth.
Zach…
If anyone has the link to an interview with Zach where he talks about a cruise and being promised in on the next all-stars, please send it to me. Also something about me being able to see his answers in the mirrors (wouldn’t that mean he could see me too? And wouldn’t that be like copying the kid next to you in algebra who gets D’s and F’s on every test?) I have heard things from too many sources for them not to be true, but I want to see it before giving my opinion on his delusions. Thanks.
(Updated)
Ok, I got the link to the interview and something even better.
First, Zach is a douchebag. He says he would throw me off the ship? The only thing that will be thrown off the ship is Zach’s teeth as an anchor. Shut the fuck up pussy. This is the same guy that listened to me rip him apart for hours and his only come back was “you have a spiderwoman tattooed on your back” Gimme a fucking break already.
And the little tidbit about him saying that both Daniele and I weren’t invited on that reality cruise. And him saying he wouldn’t go if we were. Well boys and girls, Zach is so completely full of shit…. Unfuckingbelievable you dumb fuck.
I jump back 300 to 400 pages in my messages on occassion to answer random messages here when I have time. And what a coincedence with the one I came across this evening. Here it is….
—————– Original Message —————–
From: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=71992001&MyToken=34f0398e-2462-4974-aa20-0fd5f2b9a021′>CJ
@ American Entertainment
Date: Sep 20, 2007 1:08 PM
I am producing a Fan Cruise in Late March of 2008 which will include
most of the final 8.
We are offering a 5 night cruise with stops in Cozumel and one other city.
You would receive a airfare, an exterior suite and all expenses
covered plus an appearance fee.
Please get back to me with your availability and interest.
Thanks
CJ Hays
Maybe it was because Zach had 3 messages in his inbox, one from Sweets telling him she got a restraining order on him…. So, he obviously found his invite quick enough. And maybe because at that time I had between 5,000 and 6,000 messages in my inbox, I just randomly came across it today.
So, yeah…. this shows you who is still telling the truth about shit and how some have become bitter little bitches who have to resort to lying and talking shit while they sit behind their computer. You know Zach, you are just the pussy I called you to your face, come back and talk to me when your balls finally drop. Until then go play with your friends balls, since I threatened to kick your ass when you kept going for mine and you don’t have any to play with.
Everytime he opens his mouth, he looks more and more like he should be wearing a red rubber nose….. fucking clown.
About me spraying Zach with my beer while on stage at the wrap party….
This dickhole either grabbed or slightly hit my balls three fucking times during the night. I told him after the second that if he did it again, we weren’t in the house and I he was gonna find my beer bottle meeting the side of his head. While on stage with the cast, this assmonkey does it again. So as we were walking off the stage, I shook up my beer and sprayed him from head to toe. He is lucky that is all I did. Maybe in the circles he travels in, it is cool to go around grabbing the balls of any guy you are attracted to….. and honestly, I don’t care if he couldn’t resist the temptation of wanting to grab my balls… So, I told him to go fuck himself.
At the Fox Really awards show….
He was such a fucking pain in the balls (figuratively not literally this time) and he wouldn’t fucking stop all night. First off, I was seated in the front row, a lot of the other houseguests were behind me and Daniele in the second row (they were all up for awards as well.) Jen was in the middle, which she quickly abandoned that assigned seat to glom onto Dr.Will and Boogie, sitting on the arm of their couch for most of the evening. Zach, well he was seated all the way in the back. But for some odd reason every fucking time someone would get up around me, he would sit down and start bugging the shit out of me. He said at least 10 times that we were even, why was I mad? He was talking about him, my balls, my beer on him…. Finally I told him to get the fuck away from me. Even the people running the show saw he was up there when we were doing the thing with Eric for America’s Player, and paged him to the men’s room about 5 times to get him to leave. I swear to the magic ping pong ball, that is the truth…. “Zach from Big Brother 8, could you please go to the men’s room, you are needed there immediately.” I mean, I could be wrong, maybe they weren’t trying to get him to leave. Maybe there was someone in their who wanted him to play with their balls, who am I to judge
And there is some kind of fight a brewin’ between two of my fan sites. Let me say this first. I like them both. They both went through a lot of trouble in doing them and I do appreciate it. Why did I pick one and not the other? Well, I would pop into Janelle’s chat room and talk with people there before knowing about either chat for me. Then I went into a MySpace chat one time and it was bullshit there. One of them told me that they had a chat set up with the same user name and password as Janelle’s, so I said cool and started chatting there. THAT IS IT! I had a million messages here and over 200 emails in my personal email from my friends, I couldn’t find shit here or there. They just happened to say we have one set up here, at the right time, in the right place. I am sorry if the other feels slighted by me, really I am. It was not my intention what so ever.
Do me a favor and if my fans are gonna fight with someone, go and harrass one of the other houseguests, not each other….
Ok, that was a lot of bullshit, but there it is. More soon I am sure….”
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